Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?
CEOTim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…
Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happento the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?
Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it
Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️
Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?
Bruce and Ivy are making direct eye contact the entire time.
Labor Day is a federal holiday meant to celebrate the American worker! So to show our appreciation, all retail workers will be required to come in to work and possibly work extra hours because we’re having a Big Sale! Don’t you feel celebrated?
The irony of stolen porn blogs interacting with and even reblogging my sex workers rights posts….
Stealing from sex workers isn’t pro sex worker 👏
Consent to share adult content is contingent on provenance 👏
Without it neither you or I know the conditions under which it was filmed/photographed, whether it was intended for private or public viewing, if it entered public circulation against the subjects wishes, or if it was a leaked premium product meant only for private purchase from a small creator 👏👏👏
Consuming porn doesn’t automatically mean you respect creator/performers as individuals who need to pay rent, medical bills, and/or feed their families etc….
Reblog this actually
(this is a pro pornography, pro pornstar, pro sex worker post… I am a sex worker and have made and sold porn myself. Anti sex worker behaviour catches a block)
If you’re diligent about enforcing “age in bio or get blocked”… But you don’t check or display the origin of adult content that you are reblogging, then your ethics are hollow.
“Why are so many trans girls into werewolves and robots and slime and monsters?”
Because society views us as monsters. And when you’re viewed that way you have two options.
The first, you can break yourself. You can take a knife and carve off all the corners, take sandpaper and smooth all your rough edges, you can take everything remotely variant about you and you can try and obliterate it in order to make yourself acceptable to people who do not know you and never will.
The second option is that you can say “okay, if I’m a monster I’m going to enjoy being a monster. I’m going to take those rough edges and rough them up some more. I’m going to take all my sharp corners and make them knife edged. I’m going to embrace how weird and broken and fucked up I am and I’m going to make it a part of me. I’m going to love, fight, live, and die as a freak, but I’m going to do it on my terms and no one else’s”
I’m never going to be cis. I’m never going to be straight. In fact I’d rather die than be either of those. So I’m going to take what I am and make it my power instead of my shame.
Never capitulate my friends. Resist and bite, be yourself forever. Sawing your edges off only makes you bleed, if someone loves you they’ll love you and your edges. For every person that shuns you for it, there’s someone covered in edges that loves you for it. I love you, edges and all. Please never hide them.
I feel like sometimes I end up cutting or nicking myself on my own sharp edges and corners, and it’s tempting to shave them down but they’re still a part of me, and I’m afraid to lose them, but don’t always know how to move with them.
To learn to play a stringed instrument, one must develop calloused fingers. Some players attempt to accelerate their growth by rubbing their fingertips with sandpaper. Universally they find that not only does this not work, it makes playing more uncomfortable.
Sometimes, growth is not about removing obstacles or going around them. Sometimes the way out is through. Feel those edges, grow your callouses, play yourself like the instrument you are.
